Tower and Town, December 2019

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Letters To The Big Bad Wolf

Dear Wolf,

I am writing to you about eating the little pigs because you don’t just have to eat pigs! Caution! Sometimes pigs are muddy and you don’t want to eat mud because mud has germs and germs make you ill! I like the cute pigs because they are our friends and you could try to eat something else because there are other things that you could eat.

Thank you for reading our letter, From Eliza

Dear Mr Wolf,

I am writing to you because I am telling you NOT to eat the little pigs because you could eat to something else like a burger. I heard that there is a bakery near you. Oh it’s so good there! You should definitely go there. It is so brilliant!

Thank you for reading my letter.

Yours sincerely, Isla

Dear Mr Wolf,

Please don’t eat the little pigs because they might be muddy and if you eat mud you will be very poorly so don’t eat those muddy pigs! Don’t eat the pigs because they are friendly and kind. Pigs are not always tasty so try to eat some chocolate cake instead from the cake shop down the road as they sell some of the best chocolate cake in the World. So don’t eat the gentle pigs. The pigs might have laid a trap for you! The pigs are nice and friendly so don’t eat the pigs!

Now Wolf I hope you don’t eat any pigs!

Yours sincerely, Kasper

Eliza, Isla, Kasper